Jun 27, 2021
Tor's bad run with cars has been preserved for all eternity on Google Street View and it's coming back to haunt her.
Patrick wants to go full cyborg and shop in a store without humans.
Everyone has got a smile and NOW you WILL smile if you want to enter a room... in China.
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Jun 13, 2021
Patrick & Tor are sceptical about UFOs and we have the muscle backing us. Patrick got it wrong about space pens and Tor is really smug.
As for crime, watch out for cheese, electricity use and rollercoasters, one is fatal, and the other two might land you behind bars.
And if you wake up to a drone hovering above your...